Rosie The Retrogamer

by Leon Ryan

$15.00
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She Got Game

The preferred term is “JumpPERSON”

How’d you get this idea that video games are a guy thing? You think it’s only boys and man-children who feel compelled to demonstrate their hand-eye coordination by mass-murdering pixel-people? You think you can’t rock the double-X chromosomes and still have the right mixture of asocial tendencies and obsessive compulsions it takes to be a proficient joystick jockey?

Sorry dude, but it’s the digital age. That means girls and women can aspire to be basically anything boys and men can. And that includes being indoorsy, soft-bodied, socially stunted, vidiotic console-zombies.

If that’s what they want.

Wear this shirt: when you have all your friends over to watch Fred Savage in THE WIZARD.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re just watching Fred Savage in THE WIZARD by yourself, though. Why bother getting all dressed up if no one’s coming over? You’ll just get Dorito dust all over your clean laundry. Everyone knows the proper uniform for watching THE WIZARD alone is underwear you slept in and a filthy bathrobe.

This shirt tells the world: “Any boss you can beat I can beat faster. I can beat any boss faster than you.”

We call this color: Gee!! I Wish I Were a Man—I’d Join The Navy

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Features

Pantone Colors:
7401C - 149C - 7411C- 137C - 032C - 187C- 2715C - 2735C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 54.000s
First Sucker:
welovesnoopy
Last Wooter to Woot:
amont009

Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 60% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Rosie The Retrogamer by Leon Ryan
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