¡Sí, Turtles!

by Tasha Chapman

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Shellz Yeah!

Under the waves, everything you know about turtles is wrong.

Yeah, I’m slow when I’m on your turf. But how fast can YOU swim? Up on dry land, I’m a joke, a metaphor, a cautionary example of what can happen when a rabbit rests on his laurels. But how do you think that smug rabbit would do out in the open sea?

Me, I’m clocking 10 knots without breaking a sweat, faster if I’m frightened. I’m a freakin’ torpedo with a beak and teeth. Still laughing? Leave your turtle jokes on the beach, landlubber. They don’t make any sense down here.

Wear this shirt: while grazing on sea grass, an essential function for the maintenance of marine ecosystems.

Don’t wear this shirt: while you take a nap because you’re so far ahead of your opponent you can’t possibly lose this race.

This shirt tells the world: “You mess with my nest, you better hope the police catch you first.”

We call this color: Dream of the Royal Blue Turtles.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
7459C - 279C - 2757C - 2707C

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 17.000s
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 66% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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¡Sí, Turtles! by Tasha Chapman
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.