Sakura Sauce

by kdeuce

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Love You, Mom! Now Here’s A Shirt With Death Overtones.

3rd place in Derby #145: Spring, with 801 votes!

It’s funny how things work out sometimes. Take today’s shirt, for example. This shirt, baring the image of a Japanese cherry blossom tree that has long been a symbol of mortality, is being sold on Mother’s Day, a time when we normally celebrate birth and nurturing. How crazy is that? It’s like we’ve completed some kind of grand circle with your Derby votes.

And, in a way, it works out perfectly. By recognizing the short span of time we have here on the Mortal Coil, we can then take the time to tell the mothers in our lives just how important and loved they are before our time is up.

Wow. Just wow. When you stop and think about how fate has brought this shirt and Mother’s Day together, it really makes you marvel at the universe, doesn’t it?

Or you can add it to your wardrobe and wear it to the next Emo concert. Whatevs.

Wear this shirt: while pondering the fleeting nature of life.

Don’t wear this shirt: on Mother’s Day. Sure, you can BUY it today, but Mom might think it’s a bit of a downer.

This shirt tells the world: “When there is no room left in Hell’s Greenhouse, the dead trees shall grow from the Earth.”

We call this color: Asphalt Blossom

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Features

Pantone Colors:
192C - 1945C - 424C- Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 42.000s
First Sucker:
shadowfox99
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 8% joined today
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Quantity Breakdown

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Sakura Sauce by kdeuce
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