Salsa Dancing

by ThreeMpress and Enedlhach

$15.00
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Hola, Messrs. Chips

3rd place in Derby #96: Dance, with 801 votes!

My friends wonder why I always eat at home, and go out no more
I just don’t want any of the foods that they go out for
They think maybe I’m not well, askin’ ‘bout my diet, all right
I say “it’s chips and salsa for every meal, you should try it”

When they persist on giving me an assist
As if they’re all nutritionists
Like they’ve got their pantyhose all in a twist
I give a smile full of crumbs and explain how come:

Because these chips, these chips are on my lips
Because these chips, these chips are on my lips
Because these chips are what I dip in that salsa I like

Because these chips, these chips are on my lips
Because these chips, these chips I can’t resist
And on these chips I will subsist for the rest of my life

Wear this shirt: a few sizes too big to accommodate more chips in the future.

Don’t wear this shirt: without a bib, Captain Burrito-stain.

This shirt tells the world: “MAS CHIPOTLE.”

We call this color: Lettuce, Tomato, Sour Creme

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Features

Pantone Colors:
1205C - 129C - 370C- 1805C- Cool Gray 11C Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
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  • 35% one year old
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Quantity Breakdown

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Salsa Dancing by ThreeMpress and Enedlhach
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