Scareperson

by Drakxxx

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Internet Scare

3rd place in Derby #113: Harvest, with 1085 votes!

Mr. Scareperson, I don’t know who you are or what kind of deal you cut with Tweedler but suddenly I find you in my Tweedler feed and I NEVER OPTED TO FOLLOW YOU nor do I wish to. You are HUMAN WASTE which is amazing since you’re not even human!

I’m set to scorch the Internet with a flamethrower over this incident, STRAWHEAD. That’s right THE WHOLE INTERNET. I suggest for the sake of your reputation on-line, GET YOUR TWEEDLER ACCOUNT together and stop trying to crowd out the legitimate Tweedlerers I have opted to follow, such as Shirt.Woot.

Sincerely (if misguidedly), Mallorine Keatman

Wear this shirt: if you’re outstanding in your field.

Don’t wear this shirt: and expect it to keep crows away. Obviously it doesn’t work. Now, keeping kids away, that’s another story.

This shirt tells the world: “If I only had a brain…TO EAT.”

We call this color: Olive Scream.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
412C - Cool Gray C- 131C - 122C- 7427C - 1595C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 0.000s
First Sucker:
dunebugs
Last Wooter to Woot:
anax

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 36% one year old
  • 55% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Scareperson by Drakxxx
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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