Sci-Fi Weenie Roast

by soothedbyrainfall

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
Will not arrive before December 25th
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Condiments In Space

Would you like to put mustard on a star? We’re hoping the universe truly is infinite, because that would mean there’s probably some part of it exactly like this beautiful vision. Marshmallows and hot dogs gather round a planetary campfire, embellished by ketchup and mustard rockets. Just don’t think too hard about what alien creatures have been ground up to make those weenies.

Wear this shirt to: summer camp on Ganymede.

Don’t wear this shirt to: the planet of the H’Amburgexians. They’ve been at war with the Weenie Federation for 47 space-centuries, not that you’d know from our Lohan/Spears/Hilton-obsessed media. No, far-off aliens roasting to death in a brutally delicious war just isn’t “news” to some people.

This shirt tells the world: “Nature might abhor a vacuum, but weenies love it.”

We call this color: Charred-Weenie Black.

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Features

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 15.000s
First Sucker:
themathguy
Last Wooter to Woot:
gholms

Purchaser Experience

  • 14% first woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
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  • 43% one year old
  • 41% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
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Sci-Fi Weenie Roast by soothedbyrainfall
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