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Scrub, My Pretty

by Diana Sprinkle

$19.00 + free shipping
Slate
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Apr 3 - Apr 5
  • Express - Estimated delivery Mar 31 - Apr 2
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Apr 8 - Apr 10
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After The Credits

Oh, yeah, the crazy Kansas chick gets a party, but I’VE gotta clean it all up.

So this is my life. Born to a great set of parents, then one day, boom, world goes dark. A few days later I roll over on my back and OW OW OW! Bandages, scars, the whole works. I don’t know what’s going on! All I know is some nutty chick in a hat’s telling me I gotta go through flight school! But hey, I read X-Factor #18, I’ve seen Darkman, you know, I’m gonna make the best of it. And flying, that ain’t so bad. In between missions I can goof off a little, zip above the clouds, have some fun. So it all balances out.

Then once day, I get the call. The Kansas chick, a dog, a cat, and two weird golems are sleeping in a poppy field, and I gotta go pick ‘em up. Sure, I think, no big deal. I’ll just drop ‘em off a cliff. But the boss is convinced we gotta bring them in to get a pair of shoes. I was like “Lady, what’s the problem here? Let me drop ‘em, we’ll get the shoes after they land!” But that just doesn’t fly. Peter Principle, right? And so I haul ‘em back, because what do I know. I’m just the help.

Long story short, now I’m unemployed. You think maybe they’d hook me up with Sneezy and Doc down in the city, but nope, I gotta stay up here. And! And now I gotta clean up the mess! For minimum wage! I tell you, this is why people turn against that stupid wizard. Soon as I can find a shirtless pistol-wielding Sean Connery, that jerkface balloon salesman is DONE.

Wear this shirt: if the Princess is in another castle. Like, TOTALLY another castle.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re Amanda Knox. Lay low, sweetie. They’ll forget in a year or so. Just ask Amy Fisher.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today!”

We call this color: “The Witch? Where Is She? Well, She…’Slate.”

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 37.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Scrub, My Pretty by Diana Sprinkle
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