Sea Wolves

by Priscilla Wilson

$15.00
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Baby Blue
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Batter My Heart, Three-Personed Wolf

Whose wolves these are I think I know.
That little fleet’s familiar, so,
Symbolic crap abounds, I guess.
Go ask those poet types, they know.
While silently, the wolves at rest,
Stare back at those who peep your chest.
Much like a woodcut made by Blake
More stylish than a leather vest.

Is it an ocean? Is it lake?
The little sailors moan and quake.
They worry they’ll not see the dawn
And fear they’ve made a grave mistake.
Dispassionate, the wolves look on.
They have no words for “lost” and “won”,
And of this shirt we hope you’re fond,
And of this shirt we hope you’re fond.

This shirt was designed by: Priscilla Wilson, who also has work at Threadless and a Flickr page. And she eats her food really really fast. If only we could think of the word for that.

Wear this shirt: to avoid freezing to death in the woods on a snowy evening. Seriously, why are you even out there? Are you some kind of pervert or something?

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re the commander of a Nazi submarine. Or maybe we should say “Donitz wear this shirt”. But probably not.

This shirt tells the world: “Wear wolf!”

We call this color: Bad Wolf Baby Blue

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Features

Pantone Colors:
BlackC - 484C - 533C 618C - 64C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 9.000s
First Sucker:
amerpsy
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 48% one year old
  • 30% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
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Sea Wolves by Priscilla Wilson
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