Seal Of Reproval

by David Olenick

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They really are turds sometimes.

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Some things you probably didn't know about orcas:

  • They never use their blinkers. And it's not just like they forget; they think about it and then say, "Nah!" before swinging their SUVs into the passing lane like they own the friggin' road.
  • Orcas eat bees. Not for sustenance. Just because they want to rid the world of bees.
  • They always answer their cellphones in movie theaters and then tell YOU to shush if you try to keep it down.
  • They never cut those little plastic ring things that hold-together six-packs, and when they throw them away, they say to each other, "Time to go fishin' for some ducklings." And then they laugh maniacally and high-five.
  • When asked about improving arts education funding, a representative for orcas replied, "I'd like to express my answer in the form of a fart." Then he farted, like seriously farted.

That's all we've got. Do you have some orca facts you'd like to share? Go ahead and post them in the comments! 

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size: 
3X - M, WXL-WL: 12” x 7.9
S, WM-WSK12 - K4: 9” x6“ 

Pantone Colors:
White - 406c - 7615c - 476c

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 50.111s
First Sucker:
cverdeman
Last Wooter to Woot:
blis4354

Purchaser Experience

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  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 78% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Seal Of Reproval by David Olenick
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