Security Pizza

by ApeLad

$11.00$14.00

Printed to order

Ships in 1-2 business days.

Kelly Green
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Apr 11 - Apr 14
  • Two-Day - Estimated delivery Apr 07
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We had the same issue while we were growing up. Except it was a hard-boiled egg.

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Features

Design Placement: Center

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 9.98” x 8.65”
S, WM-WS, K12 - K4: 7.98” x 6.91”

Pantone Colors: Black - 1805C - 1575C - 583C - 136C - 4515C 

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
6m 2.222s
First Sucker:
cphopp
Last Wooter to Woot:
tmratxl

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 75% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

65%
7%
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Woots by State

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Security Pizza by ApeLad
$11.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$11.00 $14.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.