Shakespeare A-Z

by SeedUvPain

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I don’t know if I should pity you or be offended.

1st place in Derby #153: Shakespeare, with 866 votes!

I’ve seen a lot of attempts at cheating on my Honors English midterm, Mr. Belknap, but your ingenuity is surpassed only by your glass-headed transparency. Did you think I wouldn’t notice your shirt? Or are your expectations of yourself so low you figured I would spot you this one?

Mr. Belknap I know our relationship has been somewhat adversarial this semester, but my job as an educator is to challenge you! I’ve been charged with opening your eyes to literature and finding that creative spark, however small and neglected, within you.

So to see you with a shirt depicting Shakespearian characters on the day of our midterm focusing on Chaucer makes me weep for the future of America.

Wear this shirt: On your infomercial for your great new educational tool, “Baby Shakespeare Alphabet.”

Don’t wear this shirt: Around the cool kids that smoke behind the football team’s equipment shed. They’re going to make fun of you for enjoying learning.

This shirt tells the world: “You know he wrote stuff OTHER than Romeo & Juliet, right?

We call this color: Creme dies many times before its death.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
3935C - 359C - 631C- 7418C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
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Shakespeare A-Z by SeedUvPain
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