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Shakespeare's Pencils

by ThatRobert

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He Struggled

3rd Place in Derby #350: The Renaissance, with 168 votes!

To know or not to know, that is the question… no… Erase that… to love… nah, too schmaltzy, erase-erase-erase. To comb? Nah. To prod? Too grabby. To slather? Hmm… to slather or not to slather… something just sounds wrong. Let me just erase that… nice.

To hug? Nope. To jiggle? No. To masticate? To whack? To marinate? Ugh! No! No! No! Not to render. Not to alleviate. Not to mince. Not to bro-down. It's just one verb? How can this be so friggin' hard?? What about keeping it basic? To be or not to be? NO! THE WORST ONE! SO BORING! Let me just… Oh crap, my eraser's down to the metal part. Guess I gotta leave it… 

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 6.51” x 18”
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8: 5.06” x 14”
K6-K4:  3.61” x 10”

Pantone Colors: Black - Cool Grey 2C - 157C - 7459C - 142C - 149C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
4m 18.220s
First Sucker:
boredzo
Last Wooter to Woot:
mialinx

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 80% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Shakespeare's Pencils by ThatRobert
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.