Shell Competition

by kpetrasko

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Hermiticly Sealed

3rd place in Derby #37 (Greed), with 725 votes!

 

Once you reach the top of this game, you run into some real crazy types. Like that toad who spends all his money on race cars. Or that dalmatian who got his spots turned into dollar signs so he’d look pretty. Crazy, crazy stuff. And then there’s this duck I play golf with, he keeps his assets liquid enough to swim in. Hey, it’s their money, right? But I’m the kind of crab who likes to keep things simple. My only vice is real estate.

I learned this business from my dad. His motto was “never own anything you can’t carry”. I tell myself that every day, and it’s why I’ve been in the business long enough to have seen ‘em all come and go. I got no compassion any more. You can’t let yourself think “Oh, no, Charlie’s getting picked up by a seagull!” Charlie ain’t gonna need that shell in Escargot Heaven, you know? If you don’t grab it, some new kid will. That’s just the name of the game in the animal world, my friend. Look out for number one. Some people say that makes me shellfish. I say hey, it’s just business.

This shirt was designed by: kpetrasko, who knows that, despite our little joke up there, Escargot is not made from hermit crabs. It’s made from spinach and pickles.

Wear this shirt: for a about a year or so, until you grow, and are forced to leave the shirt for a newer, larger shirt. Just like in the wild.

Don’t wear this shirt: hunting. It’s just common sense.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m feeling crabby today.”

We call this color: If Olive Your Money Is Tied Up In Houses You Should Consider Meeting With Your Banker To Diversify For Better Long Term Investment Strategies

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Features

Pantone Colors:
- 4975C - 386C - 457C - 126C - 385C - 7491C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 6.000s
First Sucker:
flyinghelmets
Last Wooter to Woot:
pinki1

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 9% one month old
  • 50% one year old
  • 31% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Shell Competition by kpetrasko
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