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Shirt of Stealth

by fishbiscuit5

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If They Could See Me Now

3rd Place in Derby #297: Double-Take Derby 20, Editor's Choice!

The year: 1988. The place: Crestwood Mall in suburban St. Louis. The scene: crowded, as Saturday afternoon turns into Saturday night. In the crush of humanity, one bold voice stands out. A 14-year-old nerd skips energetically through the throng cackling about how he's invisible, annoying the holy hell out of everyone within earshot. "I'm invisible! Ha ha! Nobody can see me! I'm invisible!" Only the green-sport-coated figure of a mall security guard can stop this shameless rampage of idiocy.

Now, 25 years later, that dork lives the high-rolling, pleasure-soaked life of an Internet copywriter. Where is that mall security guard today?

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X-M, WXL-WL: 14.29” x 3.51”
S, WM-WS, K12-K8: 11.25” x 2.76”

Pantone Colors: Glow in the Dark - White - Red 032C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 26.226s
First Sucker:
baybei
Last Wooter to Woot:
jmpioppi

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Shirt of Stealth by fishbiscuit5
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