Shrimp Buffet!

by Amanda Mueller

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
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It's Hard Out Here For A Shrimp

Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. There’s shrimp-kebabs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That—that’s about it.

Oh, wait! You can also wear its likeness on your shirt. Can’t believe I almost forgot that one! It’s the best one.

This shirt was designed by: Amanda Mueller, who’s got a thing for marine invertebrates, if this design and her Hello Squidbucket! are any indication.

Wear this shirt: to Long John Silver’s and see if you don’t get a whole lot more respect than usual.

Don’t wear this shirt: if your name’s Barbie, unless you’re ready to hear the same stupid joke about a thousand times.

This shirt tells the world: “In the great chess game of life, I am but a prawn.”

We call this color: Blackest Depths of the Deepest Sea.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Cool Gray 6C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
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Shrimp Buffet! by Amanda Mueller
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