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Silly Walker

by Verso

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Apr 3 - Apr 5
  • Express - Estimated delivery Mar 31 - Apr 2
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Apr 8 - Apr 10
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Stumble to the Hollywood Bowl!

Ambulate responsibly

Nailing the silly gait: Step-by-step instructions

1. Stand upright facing north with shoulders away from ears. Hold briefcase in right hand.

2. Using left hand, drink 1 shot of your favorite brown spirit.

3. Bend left knee at a 10 degree angle. Keep the right knee prone, whatever that means.

4. Take another shot.

5. Lift left knee toward chest. Round your back like an ape and pull elbow into mouth.

6. Take an additional shot.

7. Remain slightly crouched. Lift right knee high and allow the arms to hang heavy. Extend the leg. Don’t fall down.

8. Take another shot. Pour remaining booze into briefcase.

9. Swing left leg in a circular motion and lift right leg into clavicle.

10. Pour some briefcase liquor into your gaping maw.

11. Lunge.

12. Drag right foot forward. Repeat steps 4 through 10 until you’re a comedy legend.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
9m 39.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 85% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Silly Walker by Verso
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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