Skatetown

by Dave Kiersh

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Skate Minds Think Alike

Can you BELIEVE he had the nerve to show up here with HER? And then they were like totally all OVER each other during the couples' skate! PUKE! I don't know what he sees in that SKANK! He looks like such a FOX with his shirt open I just want to tear her EYES out! And that stupid loser with the sunglasses keeps trying to TALK to me and I'm just like "uhh, no thank you, I really don't think so, by the way here's a comb" and I look over God his hair looks so perfect I can't believe he came here with that SKANK! I'm totally gonna VOMIT and DIE! Come on, let's get some curly fries.

 

This shirt was designed by: comix artist and illustrator Dave Kiersh, proprietor of Dave K Comics. We don't know which of the guys in the "Skatetown" tableau is supposed to represent the artist.

Wear this shirt to: affect an air of naive wistfulness over the petty dramas and yearnings of youth, a part of our lives we all hated at the time.

Don't wear this shirt to: Wheelie's, Skate City, Skateplex, or the Rollercadium.

This shirt tells the world: "That's how I roll." *

We call this color: Orange Polymer Stopper.

* - Sorry.

 

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Features

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA
  • These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
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Skatetown by Dave Kiersh
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