Slime Time

by Dale Edwin Murray

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
Will not arrive before December 25th
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At Least The Candle’s Nice

Dear Shirt.Woot: I find the design on your site today sickening and I would like to cancel my subscription. Please institute a subscription program so I can sign up for one and cancel it.

Have your shareholders seen the depravity that’s on today’s shirt? The bloody knife? The dead birds? The guy with the stitched-together head? I find it hard to believe that a responsible company would advocate head-stitching, especially in these troubled times.

Even more disturbing are the dripping, tonguelike appendages, the splatters of unidentified fluid, and all the biting, not to mention what appears to be a flaming corpse. The design as a whole gives me strange feelings that I’d rather not confront. I’ve spent a lot of mental effort suppressing my deranged tendencies. For you to stir them up like this is simply irresponsible.

This ends my association with Shirt.Woot. I wish you the best of luck in the future – at DYING.

Angrily yours -
Jason T.

Wear this shirt: when a real rain comes to wash all the scum off the streets.

Don’t wear this shirt: to meet your in-laws, unless you’re going out with Wednesday Addams.

This shirt tells the world: “STAB STAB BITE STAB”

We call this color: Black Blood Sells. We Hope.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 375C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
8m 44.000s
First Sucker:
Tiadaria
Last Wooter to Woot:
rubherducks86

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 41% one year old
  • 40% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Slime Time by Dale Edwin Murray
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