Small Game Hunter

by Robbie Lee

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Aim Low

Facing difficult tasks if overrated.

They say that overcoming seemingly insurmountable challenges is a reward unto itself. Baloney. Sometimes challenges seem insurmountable for a reason: They are. Far better to set your sights a little lower and encounter little to no resistance. And as a galactic sport hunter, I know a thing or two about setting reasonable goals. 

For instance, there was a time when I thought I should try to hunt every species in the galaxy. But then I ran into this one HUGE, gap-toothed species (I think they were called Gumans or Hootins or something) that totally kicked my butt. And suddenly I had this realization that I should stop trying to bite off more than I can chew and settle for the low-hanging fruit.

Listen, I'm a feared hunting machine. I'm allowed to mix metaphors every once in a while.

Wear this shirt: until the screenwriter comes up with an excuse to have it come off.

Don't wear this shirt: thinking it will hide you from heat-seeking devices. That doesn't make sense.

This shirt tells the world: "And you thought that one cross-over was the end of it."

We call this color: Heavy is the severed head that wears the brown.

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Features

Tee

Design Placement: Centered

Pantone Color(s):  Black - White - 430C - 1807C - 615C - 730C - 371C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 47.110s
First Sucker:
schroody
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 16% one year old
  • 71% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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Small Game Hunter by Robbie Lee
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