Snake Bouquet

by soothedbyrainfall

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Ask anybody who's ever gotten caught up in a high-stakes art heist. Or anybody who's ever been killed in an avalanche of precious gemstones. Or anybody who's ever accompanied a Bangkok bar girl back to her room only to be beaten and robbed. They'll tell you: in beauty, there is danger. And few things are and dangerous and beautiful as this booby-trapped bouquet, a veritable Mata Hari in floral form. See the pretty flowers? Go on, put your nose right down there and take a sniff. It'll be your last.

This shirt was designed by: Woot member soothedbyrainfall, who sells her other t-shirt designs at her cafepress shop and her fine art prints through imagekind. Judging by this design, we don't think that rainfall was soothing enough.

Wear this shirt to: let the other florists know you're a total badass.

Don't wear this shirt to: a snake-handling church. They'll take it as blasphemy.

This shirt tells the world: "Mess with the flowers, you get the snake."

We call this color: Snakes On A Cranberry.

 

 

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Features

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
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Snake Bouquet by soothedbyrainfall
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