Snow Fan

by Michael Heinz-Fischer (aka 110specialblack)

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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The Reason For The Freezin’

Savor your victory now, flakeface. It will be short-lived.

You’ve made me almost crash my car half a dozen times now – almost. That Seasonal Affective Disorder trick of yours is a cruel one, but I think I’ve beaten that one, too. Now the end is in sight. All I have to do is wait patiently while the Earth inexorably revolves, and soon you’ll be nothing more than a slushy smudge on my memory.

And then it’ll be time to do battle with that bastard, Summer.

Wear this shirt: under your Snuggie.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re planning to die in a snowdrift. The resulting “weird news” coverage will rob your death of all dignity.

This shirt tells the world: “Ah, who needs feeling in their extremities?”

We call this color: A Whiter Wonderland.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
130C - 319C - 305C- 2995C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 35.000s
First Sucker:
Jombi41
Last Wooter to Woot:
vinceromo

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 90% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Snow Fan by Michael Heinz-Fischer (aka 110specialblack)
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