Sock Abduction

by Droidloot

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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One November night in 1975...

The lives of those socks were changed forever.

"What in the hell is that, Travis?"

"That is strange."

"Looks like the dryer light to me. Load must be done."

"Naw, Greg, the load was just started 20 minutes ago."

"Hey what the HELL is it?"

"Hey maybe we should stop tumbling."

"You screwin' around?"

"No!"

"Mike, maybe we oughta do like Greg says and stop tumblin' for a second."

"No, I wanna see what it is!"

"There's only one door outta here and we're in front of it."

"If no one remembers to switch out the laundry we could be here all night."

"Stop the cycle, Mike! Stop tumblin'!"

"TRAVIS! What the hell you doin'?! GET BACK IN THE DRYER!

"What the hell is that?"

"GET BACK IN THE DRYER!"

"What the hell's he doing out there?!"

"What is it?"

"I don't know what that is!"

"Leave him here if he's gonna be an a&%hole!"

"Travis! Get back here!"

"NO!"

"Oh god, he's dead! He's dead! Run!"

Wear this shirt: While using your computer to help SETI.

Don't wear this shirt: On a lonely dirt road in Arizona.

This shirt tells the world: "I want to beleach."

We call this color: Navy in the Sky

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Features

Pantone Colors:
80C - 660C - 288C - 298C - 211C - White

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 25.553s
First Sucker:
lostonez
Last Wooter to Woot:
temol

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Sock Abduction by Droidloot
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