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Souvenir Shirt

by BootsBoots

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2nd Place in Derby #302: Vacation Slogan Shirts, with 284 votes!

If you think dysentery was funny in Oregon Trail, you should see it in real life! Believe us, it is a LAUGH-A-MINUTE illness! Seriously, when your intestines start acting up, get ready, because what follows is a veritable parade of yuk-yuks! 

It starts with diarrhea, which is hilarious on its own, but you're kinda like, "What? That's so played, dysentery!" And dysentery is like, "Yo, look a little closer cuz I'm taking this to the NEXT LEVEL!" And so you do look closer and sure enough, there are traces if BLOOD and MUCUS in there! Can you say L-M-F-A-O? No, you can't because you're laughing so hard! Also, you're suffering from a fever, abdominal pain, and rectal tenesmus.

Wait, you haven't heard of rectal tenesmus? LOL! IT'S SO FUNNY!

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL - WL:  14.00” x 8.44“
S, WM - WS, K12 - K8:  11.00” x 6.63“
K6 - K4:  9.00” x 5.43”

Pantone Colors: 7527C - 480C - 7769C - 4515C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 32.779s
First Sucker:
baybei
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 81% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Souvenir Shirt by BootsBoots
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