Splattermare

by AJ Dimarucot

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The Face of Death, Or Something As Scary As Death, We Think

As the amateur cinematography and subsequent success of The Blair Witch Project proved, no image can be as scary as the phantasms lurking in our imagination. If you really wanna freak us out, hint at unspeakable horrors and let us take it from there. Hence, this disquieting portrait. Is it a severed head? Is it some kind of masked psychopath? Is it a zombie, a mummy, a murderous cyborg? The terrifying answer….maybe.

This shirt was designed by: AJ Dimarucot, the Inkspilla from Manila, also the designer of numerous Woot tees and the winner of Design by Humans’ best shirt ever contest. We’ve never met AJ in person. If that’s him pictured on the shirt above, we’re officially creeped out.

Wear this shirt: to freak out the squares, and pretty much everybody else.

Don’t wear this shirt: around children, the elderly, the mentally unstable, or mentally unstable elderly children.

This shirt tells the world: “Time to panic.”

We call this color: Profane Stalker Of The Eldritch Netherblack.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
2727C - MagentaC - 254C -White

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 7.000s
First Sucker:
thejakeyl88
Last Wooter to Woot:
DeadMan77

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 44% one year old
  • 41% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Splattermare by AJ Dimarucot
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