Счастливый Пятидесятый День рождения!

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Is fifty years since glorious Sputnik triumph establish incontestable Soviet supremacy in all things technical! Forces of people's revolution encircle final capitalist bastion of Earth! Satellite's mighty "beep" herald universe free of exploitation, corruption, and Access Hollywood! Only matter of time until imperialists collapse under force of intergalactic socialism! Outer space biggest domino of all!
 

This shirt was designed by: loyal Stakhanovite designer laboring at Woot Design Works #37, Louisgorskograd! We award him or her People's Medal of Creative Heroism, if we remember his or her name!

Wear this shirt: to celebrate five decades since Soviet conquest of universe!

Don't wear this shirt: if you are Western corporate imperialist parasite! Shirt for the people only! And the people's commissars!

This shirt tells the world: "Yesterday, the universe! Today, the history books!"

We call this color: The Sky Is Red.

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Features

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 11.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 35% one year old
  • 42% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Счастливый Пятидесятый День рождения! by Shirt.Woot
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