Stay Sharp!

by Dan Zettwoch

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Asphalt
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Did Anyone Ever Use The Smallest Hole?

Back in the day, no one ever got Carpal Tunnel.

And why was that? Because there were plenty of reasons it might have popped up. Learning cursive, mandatory push-ups, that freaky semester of square dancing… did anyone else have that? Those wrists got a great workout! Why weren’t the children of yesteryear crawing to their vintage gaming systems in agony?

It was the simple pencil sharpener that laid the strong foundation for the mighty wrists that America used to be known for. An amazingly complex invention that would have confused even the scholars of Verona, the pencil sharpener was at once an agent of entropy and a guardian of creation. What does the computer have that can compare with that? Notepad?

Don’t make us laugh.

Wear this shirt: when you’re working on the three r’s: Readin’, Ritin’ and Ratchety crankin’.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you think that’s a freaky kind of missile launcher. Pick up a history book, Count Zero. It wasn’t that long ago.

This shirt tells the world: “Every girl’s crazy ‘bout… oh, I was going to say chocolate.”

We call this color: Unleaded Asphalt

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Features

Pantone Colors:
422C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 10.000s
First Sucker:
rollopodio
Last Wooter to Woot:
jmurtha

Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 33% one year old
  • 53% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Stay Sharp! by Dan Zettwoch
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