Stick em up! All of em!

by Chow Hon Lam

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$18.00 17% off List Price

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Royal Blue
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Mastermind

We don't know how this could've happened, detective! We have a very advanced security system!

The safe, where the money was taken from, it's at the end of a narrow hallway, not wide enough for two people to stand side-by-side, barely wide enough for one, in fact. So a single crook must've completed all of the security override procedures by himself. But that's impossible!

You see, first you must enter the code into a keypad. While doing that, you have to turn the dial to the appropriate symbol. In the meantime, behind you, a panel on the wall has opened revealing a second keypad with a totally different code. There's also an Egyptian logic puzzle on the ceiling, one of those move-the-squares-to-make-the-picture toys to your right, and a game of checkers to play on your left. You must complete all of these actions simultaneously, while also inserting the key and turning the handle to open the safe door! Why, the thief would have to have eight hands!

You have a suspect in mind?!

Wear this shirt: if you believe in underwater justice.

Don't wear this shirt: when you get caught red-tentacled.

This shirt tells the world: "Before you commit a crime, ink about the repercussions."

We call this color: Royal Blue PD! Open up!

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Black - White - 368C - 298C - 637C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 20.004s
First Sucker:
pikezh638
Last Wooter to Woot:
ac1ddrag0n

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 66% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Stick em up! All of em! by Chow Hon Lam
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