Stink Less!

by thatrobert

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Seriously, Odorants Aren’t Polite

2nd place in Derby #201: Double-Take Derby 13, with 628 votes!

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Who’s the white and flakey friend
That breaks up oils which foul your skin?
Soap!
Daaaamn right.

Who is the guy
With a pH close to alkaline?
Soap!
Cleansing, ain’t it?

Made of fat with lye about
Sometimes dries your skin right ouuut
Soap!
Right on.

They say this cake soap is a slippery mother-
Shut your mouth!
But I’m droppin’ my soap!
Use a loofah!

He can fit right in your hand
But probably you should also use a washcloth
Bar soap

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Wear this shirt: when you’re next to godliness.

Don’t wear this shirt: and start talking about hemp. NOBODY THINKS YOU’RE USING IT FOR SOAP, JUDGE DREAD

This shirt tells the world: “I’ve never spent any money on Warhammer ever!”

We call this color: Carbolic Red

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Features

Pantone Colors:
7485C - 7541C - 427C - Cool Gray 6C - 443C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 25.000s
First Sucker:
mtnsk8r
Last Wooter to Woot:
teacherspedteacher

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Stink Less! by thatrobert
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