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by Rikki B

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
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The Classic Interplay Of Curve And Line

Hmmm, yes. The classic interplay of curve and line.

It’s funny that should come up, because as recently as last week, I believe, I was just talking about that, about the classic interplay between curve and live, with my good friend, Georgia O’Keefe. “Georgia”, I said, “How do you feel about that classic interplay of curve and line?” No, wait, it wasn’t Georgia O’Keefe, it was Richard Serra. My mistake!

Anyway, Richard and I, we were talking about the classic interplay of curve and line, and just then, and I couldn’t believe it either, right across the street, getting out of a taxi, there was the ghost of Francis Bacon. And so I called out, I said “Francis! What is your opinion on the classic interplay of curve and line?” Sadly, I couldn’t hear the answer, because across the street, on the other side, Laurie Anderson was asking Lou Reed to buy her some grapes and a popsicle. But I still feel as though, on that day, I learned a great deal about the classic interplay of curve and line.

Wear this shirt: when you want to get stuf- oh ho ho ho ho, Rikki B, aren’t you a clever one!

Don’t wear this shirt: and expect people to look past your shortcomings as a person simply because of how well you’re dressed.

This shirt tells the world: “I’ve got an idea for the best roller coaster in the galaxy.”

We call this color: What In God’s Name Was That Asphalt Copywriter Thinking? That Stuff Up There Makes No Sense At All!

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 17.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 39% one year old
  • 42% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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