Sucka
by Shirt.Woot
Printed to order.
Ships in 3-5 business days
Ships in 3-5 business days
Beware he who stalks the darkest, foulest recesses of humor, he who greedily slurps up every drop of human decency, he for whom no vile deed is too low - Count Punula! He wants to suck your laughter, but instead he just sucks. Thanks, folks! I'll be here all week! Don't take any wooden corpuscules!
This shirt was designed by: an unfortunate victim of vampirism kept chained in the chambers below Woot Manor, both for the public's safety and for his illustration skills.
Wear this shirt: soon, because nobody's in the mood for vampire jokes on November 1.
Don't wear this shirt: if you're allergic to awesomeness!
This shirt tells the world: "I wonder whatever happened to that Transylvania Twist of mine?"
We call this color: Black Blood Cell.
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
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