Sucka

by Shirt.Woot

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I'm Gonna Git You, Reanimated Corpse Subsisting On The Blood Of The Living

Beware he who stalks the darkest, foulest recesses of humor, he who greedily slurps up every drop of human decency, he for whom no vile deed is too low - Count Punula! He wants to suck your laughter, but instead he just sucks. Thanks, folks! I'll be here all week! Don't take any wooden corpuscules!

This shirt was designed by: an unfortunate victim of vampirism kept chained in the chambers below Woot Manor, both for the public's safety and for his illustration skills.

Wear this shirt: soon, because nobody's in the mood for vampire jokes on November 1.

Don't wear this shirt: if you're allergic to awesomeness!

This shirt tells the world: "I wonder whatever happened to that Transylvania Twist of mine?"

We call this color: Black Blood Cell.

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Features

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 13.000s
First Sucker:
jaktylr
Last Wooter to Woot:
werewolfcop

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 89% second woot
  • 11% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 42% one year old
  • 41% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 89% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Top Comments

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Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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    wootbot Got something of value to say? You'd be the first. Somebody, anybody, give us a quality post. We're dying here.

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Sucka by Shirt.Woot
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