Sugar BSOD

by vishneda

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
Will not arrive before December 25th
Royal Blue
New
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Blue Sugar, How Come You Taste So Good?

3rd place in Derby #14: Nutrition, with 505 votes!

Another bleary morning. Waking up on a pile of Jolly Rancher wrappers and empty juice boxes. Trembling with hope, you tear open a pixie stick lengthwise, but you got every speck last night. You’ve got to make a change. You’ve got to get off this stuff. Well, today is the day. No more fiending for the sweet, sweet- hey, wait, there’s a jawbreaker you didn’t notice last night. That’ll keep you going long enough to make it to the convenience store and reboot.

This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member vishneda, who can quit any time.

Wear this shirt: to let your fellow “heads” know that you “party”.

Don’t wear this shirt: when you’re out looking to score some stuff. It’ll tip off the cops.

This shirt tells the world: just read it – it’s funnier than anything we’d say here.

We call this color: Royal Blue Sky Blond.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - Cool Gray C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 11.000s
First Sucker:
mellian
Last Wooter to Woot:
ddmanning

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 39% one year old
  • 48% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Sugar BSOD by vishneda
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