Sumo Size Me

by Gaunty

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Are You Full Or Would You Like Sumo?

36 Views Of McFlurry

That chicken special
Comes with fries and a drink, right?
I would like a large

Two patties of beef
Also seeds upon the bun
Special is the sauce

This shake I like best
Why is it only made on
This one holiday?

This nugget right here
This one in particular
The most delicious

Wrappers on my tray
Artifacts of my passing
Go get me a pie


Wear this shirt:

because it’s already got ketchup stains on it, so maybe you won’t have to add your own.

Don’t wear this shirt: if your mother was a tailor who sewed your new blue jeans. Or if your daddy was a gamblin’ man down in New Orleans. If you do, probably no one will get the joke.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m big in Japan! And China! And England! And almost anywhere else I find myself!”

We call this color: Can I Get Two Bags Of Hot Fries, A Box Of Snack Cakes, Three Jelly Donuts, And A Six Pack Of Heather Graype Soda To Go?

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 136C - 7508C- 1788C - 277C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 40.000s
First Sucker:
zbusterzsabre
Last Wooter to Woot:
tonybalido

Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 37% one year old
  • 52% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Sumo Size Me by Gaunty
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