1st place in Derby #199: Cyberpunk, with 744 votes!

I don’t see what the big deal is, Zax. We wanted to overthrow a huge, faceless, worldwide super-company. This does that. Who cares that it’s nothing like what you envisioned? It’s getting the job done!

Yeah, yeah, I heard you. You wanted something fitting of the alleged dystopia in which we live. You wanted something futuristic, but slightly anachronistic. Maybe some computer hacking or technology grafted under our skin or something. But you know what? A gigantic old-timey robot smashing through the brightly-lit countryside does the trick, too.

Okay, well while you’re sitting there whining about the lack of androids or electric sheep or whatever, I’m going to go watch this thing terrorize the city. You can come if you want; it’s nice outside. It’s not even raining.

Wear this shirt: If giant robots are your thing.

Don’t wear this shirt: While hacking through corporate firewalls.

This shirt tells the world: “Cyberpunk? No idea what that is.”

We call this color: And on top of all that, it’s Creme.

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