Surprise! It's an ApeLad Shirtstorm!

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Even The Losers Get Lucky (not you ApeLad, you're always lucky)

Oh, ApeLad! We love you.

We interrupt this write-up to bring you this SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: ApeLad designs are like potato chips; you can't sell just one! That's why we decided to launch this SURPRISE APELAD SHIRTSTORM! So have at it, Ape-fans! Get all your favorite ApeLad designs RIGHT HERE! We now return to today's write-up (for design "Duhnisaurs"):

Every fossil we have was a creature that just wasn't good enough.

Think about that, people. Everything we know about science, everything we know about evolution, every old jellyfish bone or helpless caveman trapped in amber got there because it came from a) some loser who walked where they shouldn't and b) some loser nobody wanted to go down and save.

So don't despair if you accidentally lock yourself in a car or just happen to leave your shoelace untied and fall down into a vat of glue that preserves you into the future. Sure, your peers will laugh at you, but take heart! To the scientists of tomorrow, you'll be the greatest thing they've ever seen.

You might just get some future guy tenure!

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Features

Features:
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
43m 36.661s
First Sucker:
diojio
Last Wooter to Woot:
ppatel84

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 86% second woot
  • 14% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 8% one year old
  • 85% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 86% bought 1
  • 12% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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Surprise! It's an ApeLad Shirtstorm! by ApeLad
$12.00 Sold Out Apparel & Accessories
$12.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.