Swimming Koi
by klswoot
Printed to order.
Ships in 3-5 business days
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Third Place in Derby #31 (Water), with 692 votes!
oh you playful koi
like burritos of the deep
adorn our chest well
improve our garden
like carrots the cat can hunt
see him by your lake
you are pets but still
you are always free to do
whatever you like
hey did you hear that
story about the man who
was from nantucket
This shirt was designed by: klswoot, our distant cousin. But there’s no nepotism here. It was completely decided by talent. And a bribe. Oh! Did I say that out loud?
Wear this shirt: when you are eating watermelon. Koi love watermelon! At least, according to Wikipedia. And in the same visit I found out that Bob Hope does the voice of Pikachu and Abraham Lincoln invented the water slide and, best of all, that there’s already leaked footage from the new Batman movie! What a great site.
Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re coming to the office to punch us for what just happened up there. This shirt is too pretty to ruin with our blood. At least put down a tarp.
This shirt tells the world: “I grow to the size of the water in which I am put.”
We call this color: Showa Sanshoku
Pantone Colors:
White - 429C - 2706C - 1797C - Orange 021C
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
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