Swimming Koi

by klswoot

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I Often Kiss You When There’s No One Else Around

Third Place in Derby #31 (Water), with 692 votes!

oh you playful koi
like burritos of the deep
adorn our chest well

improve our garden
like carrots the cat can hunt
see him by your lake

you are pets but still
you are always free to do
whatever you like

hey did you hear that
story about the man who
was from nantucket

This shirt was designed by: klswoot, our distant cousin. But there’s no nepotism here. It was completely decided by talent. And a bribe. Oh! Did I say that out loud?

Wear this shirt: when you are eating watermelon. Koi love watermelon! At least, according to Wikipedia. And in the same visit I found out that Bob Hope does the voice of Pikachu and Abraham Lincoln invented the water slide and, best of all, that there’s already leaked footage from the new Batman movie! What a great site.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re coming to the office to punch us for what just happened up there. This shirt is too pretty to ruin with our blood. At least put down a tarp.

This shirt tells the world: “I grow to the size of the water in which I am put.”

We call this color: Showa Sanshoku

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 429C - 2706C - 1797C - Orange 021C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 5.000s
First Sucker:
nafbelac
Last Wooter to Woot:
FixelCat

Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 4% one week old
  • 9% one month old
  • 46% one year old
  • 33% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
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Swimming Koi by klswoot
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