Take That, Asimov!

by Dan Zettwoch

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I knew I should’ve sprung for the O’Loy model.

1st place in our Live Analog Derby, as conceived by Jonathan Knell!

(Check out all six derby finalists!)

Susan, we’ve got to go find Cal. He’s run off again. I don’t know where – where does he ever go? I swear, that robot of mine is going to be the death of me. No, I meant literally, Susan. He found the gun safe. I don’t know, he keeps saying something about wanting to be a writer.

Well, we wouldn’t have this problem if you had just let Elvex go on dreaming. Oh, he was fine! So his fractally-designed brain gave him dreams of humanity? So what? But oh no, Susan’s got to destroy him as a protective measure. Yeesh. Well how protected are we now that our new robot has arbitrarily decided to disobey the three laws because he’s got a screenplay he’s really excited about?

New Law? All this trouble and now you want to get a NEW LAW robot?! Is it too much to ask for a nice, Asenion robot these days?!

Wear this shirt: All the time. Seriously. This shirt is amazing. We’ve got one on right now.

Don’t wear this shirt: In front of your Roomba. You don’t want that guy getting ideas.

This shirt tells the world: Me and Elijah Baley are tight like that.

We call this color: Asphaltimov

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 428C - 7547C- 185C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 26.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 33% one year old
  • 51% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
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Take That, Asimov! by Dan Zettwoch
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