Taking Flight

by klswoot

$18.00 + free shipping

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Color Asphalt

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Veni, Vidi, da Vinci

History remembers Leonardo as a painter, sculptor, inventor, musician, and the one with the blue mask and the katana. He gave us the Mona Lisa and a prototype for the modern helicopter. It was for him, in honor of his artistic vigor and intellectual courage, that the slang term “nards” was coined. It was his cryptographic genius which safeguarded the secret of the grail for centuries, or whatever; we didn’t actually see that movie. And while he’s long been in the Louvre, the Gallerie dell’Accademia and the Uffizi, one great honor has eluded him until now: To be pastiched on a crummy t-shirt for nerds. Gratz, Leonardo!

This shirt was designed by: klswoot, whose user name is in the running to be Merriam-Webster’s klsword of the year.

Wear this shirt: to parties off-campus, if you want to seem cultured.

Don’t wear this shirt: to museums, if you want to seem cultured.

This shirt tells the world: “Yeah, I’m a Renaissance man. Or woman. Refer to sub-shirt contours to determine which. HEY. BUDDY. I SAID ‘REFER TO,’ NOT ‘GAPE AT.’”

We call this color: Como Se Dice Asphalte?

Features

Pantone Colors:
482C - 43C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
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Sales Stats Snapshot

Quantity Breakdown

96% bought 1
3% bought 2
1% bought 3

Speed to First Woot:: 15m 9.000s

First Sucker:: terrinblaze

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 15m 9.000s

First Sucker:: terrinblaze

Last Wooter to Woot:: klswoot

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
96% second woot
4% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

10% joined today
1% one week old
7% one month old
51% one year old
31% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

96% bought 1
3% bought 2
1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
1%	0%	0%	0%	1%	97%	1%

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