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Third Place in Derby #22 (Other Words Of The Year), with 252 votes!
It’s so boring up on Cranberry Mountain. Boring and soft. It’s like a big carpet up here. Mmmm. Maybe there won’t be any hikers today. Isn’t there another monster up at the top anyway? Why is he even here if I have to stop everyone? He really should earn his keep. Maybe I could say I got outsmarted. Maybe I’ll make a little sign to scare the dumb people away. Most of them just want to hike anyway, right? There’s nothing to steal on this mountain. This comfortable, comfortable mountain. It won’t hurt to just take a little break.
This shirt was designed by: dekonstruct, who probably works from home, where there’s a Playstation and an X-Box and he doesn’t even have to wear pants.
Wear this shirt: because you couldn’t be bothered to go do your laundry. Dude, The Price Is Right was on.
Don’t wear this shirt: around St. George. He’s kinda old and his eyesight is getting bad and when all you have is a lance, everything looks like a dragon.
This shirt tells the world: “I’m just two cups of coffee away from going all Maurice Sendak on you.”
We call this color: Grendelberry Red
Pantone Colors:
Pantone BlackC -White - 285C - 2915C - 1485C - 48C
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
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