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The Apathy Monster

by dekonstruct

$15.00
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Monstering Is A Federal Job

Third Place in Derby #22 (Other Words Of The Year), with 252 votes!

It’s so boring up on Cranberry Mountain. Boring and soft. It’s like a big carpet up here. Mmmm. Maybe there won’t be any hikers today. Isn’t there another monster up at the top anyway? Why is he even here if I have to stop everyone? He really should earn his keep. Maybe I could say I got outsmarted. Maybe I’ll make a little sign to scare the dumb people away. Most of them just want to hike anyway, right? There’s nothing to steal on this mountain. This comfortable, comfortable mountain. It won’t hurt to just take a little break.

This shirt was designed by: dekonstruct, who probably works from home, where there’s a Playstation and an X-Box and he doesn’t even have to wear pants.

Wear this shirt: because you couldn’t be bothered to go do your laundry. Dude, The Price Is Right was on.

Don’t wear this shirt: around St. George. He’s kinda old and his eyesight is getting bad and when all you have is a lance, everything looks like a dragon.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m just two cups of coffee away from going all Maurice Sendak on you.”

We call this color: Grendelberry Red

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Pantone BlackC -White - 285C - 2915C - 1485C - 48C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 8.000s
First Sucker:
SpecialEd7791
Last Wooter to Woot:
hyjynx1

Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 10% one month old
  • 42% one year old
  • 38% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
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The Apathy Monster by dekonstruct
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