The Beast Sleeps

by Drakxxx

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Hey, Hogarth? Can we talk?

2nd place in Derby #143: Earth Day, with 771 votes!

Really man, how long are you gonna keep this up? Let that thing go! It’s been 40 years! Your short-sighted factory hasn’t made a single earth shoe in 30 years and the poor guy just sits there rusting. Let him run free and eat power lines or something!

This is just self-serving, is all. I’m beginning to feel like you’re less of a wide-eyed friend discovering your own humanity through that robot than just an opportunistic, failed capitalist.

Oh, come on! Look at this! He’s starting to grow TREES? At least let him get up and stretch or something!

Wear this shirt: While walking your giant robot around town.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you don’t want to. We wouldn’t ever force you to do something you didn’t want to do.

This shirt tells the world: “All my friends are 40 feet tall and Martian.”

We call this color: Ho ho ho, Grass Giant

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 7452C - 364C- 7504C - 7533C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 44.000s
First Sucker:
cheesepalease
Last Wooter to Woot:
ejohnson9

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 98% second woot
  • 2% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 35% one year old
  • 49% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 98% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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The Beast Sleeps by Drakxxx
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