The Beast Sleeps
by Drakxxx
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Really man, how long are you gonna keep this up? Let that thing go! It’s been 40 years! Your short-sighted factory hasn’t made a single earth shoe in 30 years and the poor guy just sits there rusting. Let him run free and eat power lines or something!
This is just self-serving, is all. I’m beginning to feel like you’re less of a wide-eyed friend discovering your own humanity through that robot than just an opportunistic, failed capitalist.
Oh, come on! Look at this! He’s starting to grow TREES? At least let him get up and stretch or something!
Wear this shirt: While walking your giant robot around town.
Don’t wear this shirt: If you don’t want to. We wouldn’t ever force you to do something you didn’t want to do.
This shirt tells the world: “All my friends are 40 feet tall and Martian.”
We call this color: Ho ho ho, Grass Giant
Pantone Colors:
White - 7452C - 364C-
7504C - 7533C - Black
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
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