The Better To Love You With

by Chow Hon Lam

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Who’s Afraid Of the Cute Little Wolf?

An innocent girl. A dark forest. A mysterious stranger with hungry eyes. And she was captured…by love.

She’d always been the good girl, the dutiful granddaughter looking after her ill Grandma. He was the bad boy from the wrong side of the inter-species divide. But during a chance encounter in a shadowy wood, sparks flew. Curiosity blossomed. Apples were shared. Before either of them knew it, she was bringing him home to Grandma. And their destinies would be forever entwined.

Then she ran off with some lumberjack.

This shirt was designed by: a certain Chow Hon Lam of Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Has been known to use the alias flyingmouse in the Shirt.Woot forums. Possible whereabouts include his Flickr portfolio and his Threadless profile. Distinguishing marks may include misshapen ears and excessive body hair. Approach with caution: suspect may be armed and slobbery.

Wear this shirt: to distract attention from your pointy ears and sharp teeth.

Don’t wear this shirt: when you’re hanging out with Hansel and Gretel. Their beef with Little Red Riding Hood goes way back. People have been shot over it. That’s all we’re saying.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m a wolf in 100% cotton clothing.”

We call this color: Maybe Today I’ll Wear My Heather Gray Riding Hood.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 644C - 652C- 190C - 706C - 654C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
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The Better To Love You With by Chow Hon Lam
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