The Cake Is A Liar

by Geekfactor12

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Pushing Obscure References To Another Level

Second Place in Derby #14:Nutrition, with 531 votes.

You’ve spent the last three weeks holed up in the finished basement with your friends Little Debbie and Dr. Pepper, battling your way through a polygonal puzzle world that exists only in your game console. It might be time to put on a fresh t-shirt. Change your clothes without losing that apertural vibe with this bewildering cake design.

This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member geekfactor12, back in the game after the cruel reckonings of longtime favorite Sore Thumbs and the underappreciated Loved By The Sea. She’s also something of an expert of t-shirt design contests, as seen on her blog Compete-Tee-Tion.

Wear this shirt: to your Overeaters Anonymous meeti- whoops. Sorry.

Don’t wear this shirt: around people who, er, haven’t learned about the cake yet. Spoilers, dude.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m eating cake and I’m still alive.”

We call this color: The Orange Blouse.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA
  • These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
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The Cake Is A Liar by Geekfactor12
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