It ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it.

In the entire history of video games, there aren't very|
|something. But when you're playing a game that literally|
|not just thinking in the sense of "where in God's name can|
|wall and then fall through the ceiling in the real world?|
|We all get a little bit closer to the singularity today,|
|in the computer. How could you walk through a warehouse|
|the sense of "wait, if I grow lungs I can live on land?"|
|Joust, those are games we could all play in a|
|they have hidden the red key this time?" but thinking in |
|is based around the idea that you can make a hole in|
|it's just a crappy game from some sellouts who need to get|
|the game... man. That's something that you can only do|
|Something like Doom or Quake or even|
|warehouse if we really wanted to. Maybe we don't have|
|many that literally changed how people think. And|
|ladies and gentlemen. Unless, of course, it sucks. Then|
|flying ostriches, but we could dress up sheepdogs or|
|off their butts and make a new Half-Life.

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Don’t wear this shirt: on bring-your-|rage I am|

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