The Cycle of Life

by Wotto

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Kelly Green
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Three Faces Of Steve

We are four dimensional creatures. Did you know that? We are. We move slowly forward, changing from helpless child to useful adult to annoying old person that wants to pay in change for some reason NO I don’t want to see your PICTURES just GOD JUST GO OLD PERSON OKAY

Man, ghost and zombie. Flinstone, Kramden and Jetson. The Wall, The Final Cut and The Pros And Cons Of Hitchhiking. Just one idea that won’t let go, expressed in a different way, over time. Maybe that’s the secret to immortality. Not knowing when to quit.

This shirt was designed by: the man known as Wotto. He owns wotto.co.uk, which means he’ll probably be happy that we have international shipping. You can also enjoy the Wottonomy at his shirt blog and his online store. And we’re about 74% sure he isn’t Jack the Ripper.

Wear this shirt: to a dead man’s party. But remember not to ask for more.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a lifeguard. It doesn’t really inspire confidence.

This shirt tells the world: “What walks on two legs in the morning, sort of hovers eerily in the evening and drags itself from the earth by vengeful fingertips at night?”

We call this color: A drunk became a zombie/and he wasn’t really mean/He smelled just slightly less embalmed/though his skin was Kelly Green

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Features

Pantone Colors:
217C - 381C - 376C - Cool Gray 7C - Cool Gray 10C - 462C -White - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 36.000s
First Sucker:
zombie5011
Last Wooter to Woot:
Cheinara

Purchaser Experience

  • 12% first woot
  • 10% second woot
  • 36% < 10 woots
  • 23% < 25 woots
  • 18% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 9% one month old
  • 42% one year old
  • 39% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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The Cycle of Life by Wotto
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