The Dark Knight

by Nathan W. Pyle

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
Silver
New
Limit 15 per customer
add to cart

I’m telling you, just relax.

Here we are, just two thugs passing the time in a warehouse playing chess. What could go wrong?

“I’m tellin’ you, I heard somethin’.”

Oh stop your whinin’, Tank. The boss has been plannin’ this for months. He’d never let a detail slip out where the bat could find it. We’re safe, man. We just have to hold down this warehouse until the big guy gets back to unload the merchandise. Then we collect our cut and we’re outta here.

“I don’t know man. I hear he’s supernatural or somethin’-”

Look, I don’t want to freak you out even more, but the simple fact is if the bat was here you wouldn’t hear him. That’s how he operates: he’s silent. I got busted by him once, back when I was in Riddler’s gang; I was mindin’ my own business when the next thing I know there’s a smoke bomb going off at my feet and by the time I look back up there’s already an elbow crushing my nose. Honestly, it wasn’t that bad; I was out like a light pretty quickly.

“How was that, workin’ for Riddler’s gang?”

Eh, you gotta wear somethin’ with a giant, stupid question mark all the time. Tough to get the rest of the henchmen to take you seriously with that. But his health plan is top notch; totally covered my nasal reconstruction.

“So why’d you leave?”

No room for advancement, really. Plus I found out Black Mask gives two extra floating holidays you can use whenever; and my buddy Tony’s been with this outfit for his whole career. He loves it. So I took a chance.

“Yeah, the holidays are nice. You’re right, man. This ain’t such a bad gig.”

That’s why it pays to unionize, friend.

“Hey, where’d your knight go? It’s not on the board.”

It’s not? Well it- Oh f&^%. NOT THE NOSE AGAIN, PLEASE NOT THE NOSE!

Wear this shirt: While stalking your city’s skyline to mercilessly pummel everyone with less money than you.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you actually ARE the Dark Knight. You’re just inviting unwanted questions.

This shirt tells the world: “I still wouldn’t have the attention span to sit through a game of chess.”

We call this color: The Silver Age was better.

Back to top

Features

Pantone Colors:
Black - Cool Gray 10C - Glow-in-the-Dark

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 49.000s
First Sucker:
ryushinyama
Last Wooter to Woot:
csunwold

Purchaser Experience

  • 15% first woot
  • 9% second woot
  • 33% < 10 woots
  • 22% < 25 woots
  • 20% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 60% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

10%
5%
3%
2%
2%
2%
4%
6%
8%
8%
7%
7%
7%
8%
2%
3%
2%
2%
2%
2%
2%
2%
2%
2%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

6%
12%
6%
55%
11%
6%
5%
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

join the discussion (185 comments)
join the discussion (185 comments)
The Dark Knight by Nathan W. Pyle
$15.00 Sold Out Apparel & Accessories
$15.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.