Back to Amazon.com

PRIME MEMBERS

Free Express shipping. Learn more
X

Free shipping for Prime members on Woot!

Woot! customers who are Amazon Prime members can enjoy special shipping benefits on Woot!, including:

Amazon Prime membership required. See individual offer pages for shipping details and restrictions. Not valid for international shipping addresses.

The Dark Knight

by Nathan W. Pyle

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

I’m telling you, just relax.

Here we are, just two thugs passing the time in a warehouse playing chess. What could go wrong?

“I’m tellin’ you, I heard somethin’.”

Oh stop your whinin’, Tank. The boss has been plannin’ this for months. He’d never let a detail slip out where the bat could find it. We’re safe, man. We just have to hold down this warehouse until the big guy gets back to unload the merchandise. Then we collect our cut and we’re outta here.

“I don’t know man. I hear he’s supernatural or somethin’-”

Look, I don’t want to freak you out even more, but the simple fact is if the bat was here you wouldn’t hear him. That’s how he operates: he’s silent. I got busted by him once, back when I was in Riddler’s gang; I was mindin’ my own business when the next thing I know there’s a smoke bomb going off at my feet and by the time I look back up there’s already an elbow crushing my nose. Honestly, it wasn’t that bad; I was out like a light pretty quickly.

“How was that, workin’ for Riddler’s gang?”

Eh, you gotta wear somethin’ with a giant, stupid question mark all the time. Tough to get the rest of the henchmen to take you seriously with that. But his health plan is top notch; totally covered my nasal reconstruction.

“So why’d you leave?”

No room for advancement, really. Plus I found out Black Mask gives two extra floating holidays you can use whenever; and my buddy Tony’s been with this outfit for his whole career. He loves it. So I took a chance.

“Yeah, the holidays are nice. You’re right, man. This ain’t such a bad gig.”

That’s why it pays to unionize, friend.

“Hey, where’d your knight go? It’s not on the board.”

It’s not? Well it- Oh f&^%. NOT THE NOSE AGAIN, PLEASE NOT THE NOSE!

Wear this shirt: While stalking your city’s skyline to mercilessly pummel everyone with less money than you.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you actually ARE the Dark Knight. You’re just inviting unwanted questions.

This shirt tells the world: “I still wouldn’t have the attention span to sit through a game of chess.”

We call this color: The Silver Age was better.

Back to top

Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Women’s V-Necks

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Tank Tops

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Long Sleeves

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Pullover Hoodies

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Crewneck Sweatshirts

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Zip Hoodies

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Raglans

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 49.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 15% first woot
  • 9% second woot
  • 33% < 10 woots
  • 22% < 25 woots
  • 20% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 60% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

10%
5%
3%
2%
2%
2%
4%
6%
8%
8%
7%
7%
7%
8%
2%
3%
2%
2%
2%
2%
2%
2%
2%
2%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

6%
12%
6%
55%
11%
6%
5%
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Best sellers in Shirt

Deals our customers love best.
  1. Allergic to Everything
    $1500$3200
  2. Heeler Sisters in Japan
    $1500
  3. Hairy Potter
    $1500$3200
  4. Kitty Flowers
    $1500$3200
The Dark Knight by Nathan W. Pyle
$19.00 Sold Out Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.