The Dragon Claw Lesson

by Rob Gould

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Another Day at the Office

You don't have to be a shadowy assassin to work here, but it helps.

"Ugh, Monday."

"Tell me about it. It gets worse."

"Are you- Are you f*&%ing kidding me? AM I THE ONLY ONE WITH THE COMMON HUMAN DECENCY TO MAKE MORE COFFEE WHEN THE POT RUNS OUT?!"

"Seems like it."

"Jeez. Bunch of savages."

"I'm already playing catch-up from taking Friday off."

"I swear, I spend half my day just deleting emails."

"Ugh, I know. I feel like I hardly have time for the actual assassinations, these days. It's all stupid administrative stuff."

"You still heading out to Okinawa next week?"

"Yeah, shuriken conference."

Wear this shirt: If you're into ninja stuff.

Don't wear this shirt: If you're not into ninja stuff.

This shirt tells the world: "I like ninja stuff.

We call this color: Slate Samurai

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Black - Cool Gray 1C- Cool Gray 6C - Cool Gray 10C - Cool Gray 11C

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 1.446s
First Sucker:
mkscorpion
Last Wooter to Woot:
Bowenow1990

Purchaser Experience

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  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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The Dragon Claw Lesson by Rob Gould
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