The Extended Bell Curve

by Tang Yau Hoong

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I Want To Believe This Graph

It’s a simple case of Gaussian distribu-WHAAA?

Mathematics, statistics, graphing, these are tools to help give us a better understanding of the natural, physical world. They help us use what we do know to extrapolate what we don’t.

For example, if we take this graph, plotting known animal species by weirdness, you’ll see the majority of animals falling within a predictable range of mean weirdness. Mean weirdness is represented on our graph by the muskox.

Of course, the interesting stuff happens a few standard deviations out. Down here at this end we’ve got the least weird animals, your golden retrievers and House Wrens. At the other end, we’ve got the weirdest creatures—pangolins, jellyfishes, platypuses, humans, like that.

Now, if you’ll notice… wait a minute. I’m seeing some anomalies in the data down here at the maximally weird end of the spectrum. Let me just see what happens if we continue these calcula—

Uh-oh.

Wear this shirt: while hunting for Nessie, or Champ, or the Ogopogo, or Mokèlé-mbèmbé.

Don’t wear this shirt: lake-monster hunting without a windbreaker or something to wear over it, though.

This shirt tells the world: “I’ma get get get get you drunk, love-drunk on my dino-hump”

We call this color: Brownosaurus

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Features

Pantone Colors:
7506C - 7466C - 3005C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

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