The Feather from The Inkwell

by rasabi

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Quoth the Raven, the talk show

3rd Place in Derby #384: Inspiration, with 128 votes!

Once again, it's time for everyone's favorite TV animal talk show, Quoth the Raven. Now here's your host: The Raven!

[shrill theme song, explosion, RAVEN flies through window and lands on desk]

RAVEN: Nevermore.

[silence for 16 minutes]

ANNOUNCER: Looks like it's time for our In The News segment!

[In The News theme music, 213 news headlines flash across the screen in ten seconds, audience laughter]

RAVEN: Nevermore.

[silence for 40 min]

ANNOUNCER: Our first guest tonight is movie star Rachel McAdams!

[RACHEL enters, sits]

RAVEN: Nevermore.

RACHEL: Well, my new movie is a romantic comedy about an ancient blood pyramid that just can't find the right girl. That is, until my character comes along haha.

AUDIENCE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

RACHEL: But then destiny brings them together and they get married in the end, whoops spoiler, anyway sorry.

RAVEN: Nevermore.

RACHEL: Haha. I suppose you're right, but I've never been to Mexico.

RAVEN: Nevermore.

RACHEL: Thanks for having me.

[RACHEL exits in silence]

RAVEN: Nevermore.

[balloons drop from the ceiling then burst into flame]

[credits in silence]

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Features

Design Placement: Center

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 14.5”x18.39”  
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8: 11”x13.95” 
K6-K4: 7.88”x10” 

Pantone Colors: Blue 072 C - Black

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium Brand:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 50.553s
First Sucker:
xtconline
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 81% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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The Feather from The Inkwell by rasabi
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