The Gearassic Period

by Brian Walline

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Good Luck Finding Parts

It wasn’t asteroids or global cooling or smoking that killed the dinosaurs. They just ran out of batteries.

ST. GEORGE, UTAH – Scientists are confounded by the discovery here yesterday of fossil imprints that appear to resemble the shapes of gears, pistons, and other mechanical parts. The surrounding rock would seem to indicate that the imprints were made some 150 million years ago.

“It’s just – I don’t – The evidence just doesn’t – I mean, how can it possibly…?” mumbled Professor Karen Monroe of Central Utah Paleologic Institute, before starting to suck her thumb and repetitively rock back and forth in despair.

This shirt was designed by: Brian Walline of Saline, Michigan. Examine his fine lines and you’ll determine they’re genuinely divine and refined. Or so we opine.

Wear this shirt: to prison. To the authorities, it’s just a t-shirt. For you, it’s a blueprint for building your own robot dinosaur to help you break out.

Don’t wear this shirt: to any amusement parks. They might get ideas, and we know how that’ll turn out.

This shirt tells the world: “Despite the romance surrounding them, dinosaurs were simply extremely efficient survival machines. Especially the robot ones.”

We call this color: Baby Bluesaurobot.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 5493C - 5473C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

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The Gearassic Period by Brian Walline
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