The Gourmet

by spiritgreen

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Model

3rd Place in Derby #328: Food, with 187 votes

"I caught some cod. What about you?"

"I was diving for sardines, but all I managed to get was mackerel. Chris, what'd you get?"

"Bento box."

"What?!"

"Whoa, how'd you get a bento box?"

"How do you get an ACTUAL bento box is the real question. Seriously, this is a couple pieces of sashimi and a California roll. Can you say ripoff?"

"But, how did you GET a bento box?"

"Um, I ordered it? Seriously, I know we're ostensibly three birds on a block of ice, but that doesn't mean we can't use our BRAINS for a second."

"You ordered it? From where?"

"Somewhere I'm never going to order from again, that's where. Seriously, this poor excuse for a bento box is a borderline Yelpable offense."

"But wait, how did you pay for it?"

"With money. Again guys, let's think for, like, two seconds before we ask questions."

"You have money?"

"Did you find it?"

"No, I earned it at my modeling job."

"You model?"

"Yeah. For a Shirt site. You probably haven't heard of it."

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Features

Tee

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 14.51” x 9.04” 
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8:  11.3” x 7.04”
K6-K4: 8.5” 5.29” 

Pantone Color(s): 296C, Dark Blue, White, 283C, 130C, 1625C, 432C

Shirt Color: Royal Blue

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Apron

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size: 8.5” 5.29”

Pantone Color(s): 296C, Dark Blue, White, 283C, 130C, 1625C, 432C

Apron Color: Royal Blue

Features:

  • 1/2" wide extra-long tunnel-tie permits maximum adjustability of the neck loop
  • Center-divided patch pocket
  • Fiber Content: 65% Polyester / 35% Cotton
  • Place of Origin: Mexico
  • Apron Dimensions: 22" W x 30" L

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 16.554s
First Sucker:
countdrunkula
Last Wooter to Woot:
Wizcrade

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 81% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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The Gourmet by spiritgreen
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.